{"id":2423,"date":"2009-11-03T09:17:42","date_gmt":"2009-11-03T07:17:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gazolina-artline.com\/without-head-fc\/?p=2423"},"modified":"2009-11-03T09:18:50","modified_gmt":"2009-11-03T07:18:50","slug":"fais-comme-l%e2%80%99oiseau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gazolina-artline.com\/without-head-fc\/potins-et-scandales\/fais-comme-l%e2%80%99oiseau","title":{"rendered":"Fais comme l\u2019oiseau"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>\u00c7a recommence !! <\/strong><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\">Le FC Bodyalone attire d\u00e9cid\u00e9ment les v\u00e9reux. Apr\u00e8s l\u2019\u00e9pisode des psychotropes (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.gazolina-artline.com\/without-head-fc\/archives\/s%E2%80%99envoyer-en-l%E2%80%99air\">ici<\/a>), une nouvelle pathologie est apparue sur les terrains d\u2019entrainement. Il semblerait qu\u2019un joueur de l\u2019effectif ait \u00e9t\u00e9 programm\u00e9 par un expert et qu\u2019il \u00e9tait destin\u00e9 \u00e0 s\u2019envoler d\u00e8s qu\u2019il entendrait une phrase clef. Il s\u2019av\u00e8re qu\u2019il s\u2019agissait des mots : \u201cAllez les gars\u201d prononc\u00e9s en catalan. D\u00e8s le d\u00e9but de l\u2019entrainement, il s\u2019est donc pris pour un oiseau et s\u2019est mis \u00e0 sauter, plut\u00f4t comme un cabri, avant qu\u2019un co\u00e9quipier, \u00e9nerv\u00e9, ne le saisisse etle maintienne au sol.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gazolina-artline.com\/without-head-fc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/vole.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2424 aligncenter\" title=\"vole\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gazolina-artline.com\/without-head-fc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/vole.jpg\" alt=\"vole\" width=\"400\" height=\"553\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gazolina-artline.com\/without-head-fc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/vole.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.gazolina-artline.com\/without-head-fc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/vole-216x300.jpg 216w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;\">par Slip<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c7a recommence !! Le FC Bodyalone attire d\u00e9cid\u00e9ment les v\u00e9reux. Apr\u00e8s l\u2019\u00e9pisode des psychotropes (ici), une nouvelle pathologie est apparue sur les terrains d\u2019entrainement. Il semblerait qu\u2019un joueur de l\u2019effectif ait \u00e9t\u00e9 programm\u00e9 par un expert et qu\u2019il \u00e9tait destin\u00e9 \u00e0 s\u2019envoler d\u00e8s qu\u2019il entendrait une phrase clef. Il s\u2019av\u00e8re qu\u2019il s\u2019agissait des mots : [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-potins-et-scandales"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gazolina-artline.com\/without-head-fc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gazolina-artline.com\/without-head-fc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gazolina-artline.com\/without-head-fc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gazolina-artline.com\/without-head-fc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gazolina-artline.com\/without-head-fc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2423"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.gazolina-artline.com\/without-head-fc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2427,"href":"https:\/\/www.gazolina-artline.com\/without-head-fc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423\/revisions\/2427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gazolina-artline.com\/without-head-fc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gazolina-artline.com\/without-head-fc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gazolina-artline.com\/without-head-fc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}